[Luckyus]

Blood Type​

"My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,”
But it’s hard without her."

 

[Luckyus]

"I just read that someone in New York
gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard."

 

[Reet]

Very clever!

 

[Catherines]

Fantastic - both of the jokes!

 

[Viellarde]

Always have liked this one