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Luckyus

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Blondie?

It's a regular day at the hospital when a Blonde woman
comes into the burn ward with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor in charge had never seen an injury quite like it.
"How did you get both sides burnt like that?" He asked her.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly
picked up the iron instead of the phone."

"Well that explains one ear," said the doctor, his eyebrows raised as high as they can get,
"but what about the other ear??"

"Well, I had to call an ambulance, didn't I?"
 
It's a regular day at the hospital when a Blonde woman
comes into the burn ward with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor in charge had never seen an injury quite like it.
"How did you get both sides burnt like that?" He asked her.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly
picked up the iron instead of the phone."

"Well that explains one ear," said the doctor, his eyebrows raised as high as they can get,
"but what about the other ear??"

"Well, I had to call an ambulance, didn't I?"
NOOOOO! Hahahahaha! This made me laugh so hard!
 

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