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Bling Bloke in a Bar
Blind guy walks into a bar in Texas, as his drink is slid towards him by the waitress he says 'Hey, anyone want to hear a blonde joke?..got a couple of good ones!' There was a tap on his shoulder from the person sat next to him and in a firmly seductive voice came the reply 'Sir, I appreciate you are visually impaired, but this is an all-lady bikers bar..the manager is standing opposite you and has a cosh beneath the bar, the waitress is 6 foot tall and a black belt, the girl next to you is a soldier, the girl behind you is a wrestling coach and I am a 6 foot keep-fit instructor..still want to tell that joke in here?'
'Well!' he replied...
'not if I have to explain it 5 times!'
