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'''Bless Me Father.''


Jack who is retired, went to his church to make his confession for the first time in many decades.
When the Priest opened the panel in the confessional box, Jack said -
Father, during World War 2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy,
so I hid her in my attic. Th Priest replied - that was a wonderful thing you did my son,
you have no need to confess. Its worse than that Father, she quickly started to repay me with sexual favours.
People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn’t under normal conditions.
If you are truly sorry for your actions you are forgiven.
Thank you Father, that's a great load off my mind.
May I ask a question - should I tell her that the War is over?..
 

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