[Skipton]

Blackbeard The Pirate​

The famous pirate Blackbeard walks into a bar
and he has a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch region.
"Ooh Arrr, give me a pint of ye finest ale!" he says.
The bartender, checks out Blackbeard and asks him
"what happened? why have you got a ship's wheel stuck to your pants?"
"Me ship was a'tossin in the storm! Things got outta control
and I snagged 'er on me jolly rogers."
The concerned bartender, is a helpful man and says,
"Well let me help you there" and he grabs the wheel
and started twisting it to help get it off.
"Aaaaaar!" screams Blackbeard "yer driving me nuts!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Maybe they're short at the bar?

 

[JayKay]

I was thinking he thought it was a fly wheel.

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Blackbeard The Pirate​

The famous pirate Blackbeard walks into a bar
and he has a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch region.
"Ooh Arrr, give me a pint of ye finest ale!" he says.
The bartender, checks out Blackbeard and asks him
"what happened? why have you got a ship's wheel stuck to your pants?"
"Me ship was a'tossin in the storm! Things got outta control
and I snagged 'er on me jolly rogers."
The concerned bartender, is a helpful man and says,
"Well let me help you there" and he grabs the wheel
and started twisting it to help get it off.
"Aaaaaar!" screams Blackbeard "yer driving me nuts!"

Very sad, even for a dad joke