[Luckyus]

Bit of String​

A tatty old bit of string goes into a bar.

String: a pint of best please barman.
Barman: sorry we don't serve bits of string.

Disappointed the string leaves. A couple of hours later it's back.

String: a pint of best please barman.
Barman: Hey, aren't you the bit of string that was in earlier?
String: No, I'm afraid not.