[Luckyus]

Birthday​

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a
woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on then, what day was I born"?

I said, "Yesterday."

 

[Observer]

Hope she took it as much fun as what you had