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Biker at the zoo​

THE MEDIA:

One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in. The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack. Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout, grabbed the child and climbed out.

Next day in the local newspaper the headlines read:

BRAVE YOUNG MAN CONFONTS LION AT ZOO, SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH.

The Editor receives several phone calls advising him that the 'brave young man' was actually a member of a biker club. The next day there was a new headline in the paper:

BIKIE ASSAULTS INNOCENT LION AT ZOO AND STEALS ITS LUNCH.

Ya just gotta LOVE the media!​

 

[Sethia Soliman]

THE MEDIA:​

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One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in. The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack. Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout, grabbed the child and climbed out.​

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Next day in the local newspaper the headlines read:​

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BRAVE YOUNG MAN CONFONTS LION AT ZOO, SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH.​

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The Editor receives several phone calls advising him that the 'brave young man' was actually a member of a biker club. The next day there was a new headline in the paper:​

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BIKIE ASSAULTS INNOCENT LION AT ZOO AND STEALS ITS LUNCH.​

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Ya just gotta LOVE the media!​

Hahahaha! 'Steals its lunch' got me good

 

[Big G]

Sad

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

THE MEDIA:​

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One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in. The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack. Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout, grabbed the child and climbed out.​

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Next day in the local newspaper the headlines read:​

​

BRAVE YOUNG MAN CONFONTS LION AT ZOO, SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH.​

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The Editor receives several phone calls advising him that the 'brave young man' was actually a member of a biker club. The next day there was a new headline in the paper:​

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BIKIE ASSAULTS INNOCENT LION AT ZOO AND STEALS ITS LUNCH.​

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Ya just gotta LOVE the media!​

Lol

 

[Ezzy]

Damn media. Gotta spoil a good story every time.