[Skipton]

Big Day Out!​

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favourite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favourite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

I saw this somewhere just a few days ago but it still made me laugh Really love jokes with stories that I can't predict.

 

[thomas]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favourite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

yeah, nothing but truth there

 

[margie]

 

[Johno54]

Yah. You can never win with 'em.

 

[Ladyjay]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favourite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Aw and he tried so hard

 

[hdhensel]

I always like the one where a woman gets out of bed on her birthday and says to her rich husband that she would like something that goes from zero to 130 in 3 seconds. Will do he says and goes out to buy her a set of scales. We haven't seen or heard from him since