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Big Brown Bear Walks Into A bar!

Big brown bear walks into the Beef & Burgundy Bar and asks for a beer.
Barman (bar person) says, “Sorry, we don't serve beer to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar."
Big brown bear beats up the barman and again asks for a beer.
Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen."
Bear gets angrier and beats up innocent bystanders - then asks for a beer again.
Barman says, “Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the
Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen and innocent bystanders."
Bear gets really angry now and takes a bite out of the bar,
then asks for a beer, to which the barman says,
“Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the Beef & Burgundy Bar,
who beat up barmen, innocent bystanders and take drugs.”
“WHAT!” says the bear. “I don't take drugs!”
Barman says “What about the bar bit you ate? (Barbiturate)”
 
Big Brown Bear Walks Into A bar!

Big brown bear walks into the Beef & Burgundy Bar and asks for a beer.
Barman (bar person) says, “Sorry, we don't serve beer to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar."
Big brown bear beats up the barman and again asks for a beer.
Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen."
Bear gets angrier and beats up innocent bystanders - then asks for a beer again.
Barman says, “Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the
Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen and innocent bystanders."
Bear gets really angry now and takes a bite out of the bar,
then asks for a beer, to which the barman says,
“Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the Beef & Burgundy Bar,
who beat up barmen, innocent bystanders and take drugs.”
“WHAT!” says the bear. “I don't take drugs!”
Barman says “What about the bar bit you ate? (Barbiturate)”
Okay but not hilarious
 
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