Big Brown Bear Walks Into A bar!
Big brown bear walks into the Beef & Burgundy Bar and asks for a beer.
Barman (bar person) says, “Sorry, we don't serve beer to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar."
Big brown bear beats up the barman and again asks for a beer.
Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears at the Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen."
Bear gets angrier and beats up innocent bystanders - then asks for a beer again.
Barman says, “Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the
Beef & Burgundy Bar, who beat up barmen and innocent bystanders."
Bear gets really angry now and takes a bite out of the bar,
then asks for a beer, to which the barman says,
“Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown bears, at the Beef & Burgundy Bar,
who beat up barmen, innocent bystanders and take drugs.”
“WHAT!” says the bear. “I don't take drugs!”
Barman says “What about the bar bit you ate? (Barbiturate)”