[Skipton]

Betty's Feeling Amorous​

Betty was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep
but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting..."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me...."

Mildly irritated, he reached across gave her a peck
on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck...."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Betty asked.
"To get my teeth!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Betty was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep
but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting..."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me...."

Mildly irritated, he reached across gave her a peck
on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck...."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Betty asked.
"To get my teeth!"

HAHAHAHA! Wow. This made me laugh SO hard! Such a good joke

 

[Singomate]

HAHAHAHA! Wow. This made me laugh SO hard! Such a good joke

Bloody brilliant

 

[Joyem]

An elderly friend told me that joke last week and I laughed a lot then. Good one!

 

[Marj53]

Betty was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep
but Betty was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting..."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me...."

Mildly irritated, he reached across gave her a peck
on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck...."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Betty asked.
"To get my teeth!"

Love it