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Ben Hur's Body
World renowned archaeologist Doug Sandaway
believes he has uncovered the remains of legendary charioteer Ben Hur....
His remains were discovered under a concrete driveway alongside
a rusty chariot and the bones of two white horses in a
disused Woolworth's supermarket car park in Rome...
Historians believe Ben was asked by his wife to wait in the car park
while she went inside the shopping centre to buy a new pair of sandals,
with a matching necklace and calico handbag....
