[Luckyus]

Bells​

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
Her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old,
having sex would surely be asking for trouble ”Oh no, my dear replied granny".
Many years ago realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it,
Was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“ He’d still be alive if that bastard ice cream truck hadn’t come round the corner.”

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
Her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old,
having sex would surely be asking for trouble ”Oh no, my dear replied granny".
Many years ago realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it,
Was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“ He’d still be alive if that bastard ice cream truck hadn’t come round the corner.”

Such a classic one!

 

[KElle]

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died,
Her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old,
having sex would surely be asking for trouble ”Oh no, my dear replied granny".
Many years ago realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it,
Was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“ He’d still be alive if that bastard ice cream truck hadn’t come round the corner.”

Gave me a real laugh!

 

[Anna K]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman:
“Has my brother been in today?”
The barman replies:
“What does he look like?”