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Being separated

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A woman agreed to dog-sit her neighbor’s male pup while they were on vacation. The only problem? Her own female dog was in heat.
😬


She thought her big house would keep them apart… until she was woken up by howling, whining, and the two dogs stuck together!
😳


Panicked, she called the vet late at night. The grumpy vet listened, then said:
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“Put the phone down next to the dogs. I’ll call back — the ringing should distract the male and he’ll be able to pull away.”


She asked, “Do you think that’ll work?”

The vet sighed and replied…

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“Well, it just worked on me.”
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