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BEGGARS IN MANCHESTER

Two beggars in Manchester, Ali and Habib
They beg in different areas of Manchester ...
Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib asks Ali :-
'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads
'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?
Ali shows Habib his sign....
It reads,

'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.
 

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