[Luckyus]

Bed Wetting​

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor.
The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror.
She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror.
The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed.


The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed.
The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
He replied, “I wanted to see how I would look with a beard.”

 

[Wandiwa]

My wifes had so many facelifts she now has a goatee.

 

[Dennis]

What color was the beard he was looking at in the mirror?

Dennis R 's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Artichoke. Artichoke who? Artichokes when he eats to fast.

 

[UNIT1000]

 

[SAINTMAN35]

good one

 

[Oaklegs]

That is a weird joke.

 

[Nichola]

That is a weird joke.

A bit creepy, I thought.

 

[magpie1]

Funny when I spoke to my doctor about a similar condition, he just told me to get some special undies from the Chemist......I guess it all DEPENDS on which doctor you visit.