[Vella Gonzaga]

Beautiful chasis- A joke by member Bernadine S​

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

 

[Iggydi]

Thanks this joke had my husband chuckling

 

[Jasmine]

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

 

[Malcolm Dominy]

That's so funny and what I wanted to do to my daughters daughter's

 

[margie]

 

[WADuck]

Ha Ha

 

[MargP]

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

I love sharing the daily jokes with my husband each day, thank you!

 

[MargP]

Thanks this joke had my husband chuckling

Mine too!

 

[Hyacinth]

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

Good one. I read most of the jokes to my 99 year young mum. She especially loved the one about the little boy who was circumcised!!!!

 

[Kramerica]

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

I echo this thanks Bernadine - haven't heard such a great one in years. If you have any similar ones - post 'em ASAP (please)

Kramerica (Rob) Kovac

 

[Jill57]

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe!"

A big thank you to Bernadine S for this one! You had us in stitches! ​

Love it

 

[Elbe]

That made me really laugh out loud (and scare the sleeping cats!) because my father & husband were both mechanics & they used to make these sort of jokes all the time!