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Bear Collection.

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They go back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment,
he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor.
Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher.
Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is surprised that this girl would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her so as not to ruin his chances.
She turns to him, invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After he has this intense night of passion with this beautiful girl, and they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The woman yawns:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
 

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