[Mando]

Bad News?​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

'Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, Mum, I'm 15 and know how to care for myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.'

 

[Thecheesequeen]

I’ve heard this one before, but it’s a great lesson in perspective.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Bad News?​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

'Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, Mum, I'm 15 and know how to care for myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.'

 

[Catherines]

I’ve heard it before also. But it shows he’s not afraid to tell his mum (tongue in cheek) that Stacy is pregnant but mortally afraid of his parents reaction to his report card!!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Mister, Mister who? Mister last train home.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Mister, Mister who? Mister last train home.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Bad News?​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

'Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, Mum, I'm 15 and know how to care for myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.'

Lol, what a naughty boy, stirring up his mother so she won't get mad at him for his bad report! Hahaha, poor Mum Lol.

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

Bad News?​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

'Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, Mum, I'm 15 and know how to care for myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.'

it's like the one where the son stays at his girlfreinds house and the girlfriend's mother calls and says that the son is wonderful, he helped make dinner, washed the dishes afterwards and swept the floor The replies who is this, my son wouldn't do that he certainly refuses to do it at home. who's son are you talking about?

 

[Tygie]

He could have just said what i used to tell my 'Olds' - I tried my best but the crappy teacher just can't see how brilliantly smart i am and mark me down for it!

 

[sonlocks]

Poor mum'

 

[Reet]

Bad News?​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

'Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, Mum, I'm 15 and know how to care for myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.'

Clever!