[mOiOz]

BAD DAY​

 

[Donna May]

Should have gone to specsavers

 

[Wandiwa]

Should have gone to specsavers

Looks like he's been to specsavers.

 

[magpie1]

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Looks like he's been to specsavers.

Reminds me of the days of my childhood....before they invented computers.

 

[Wandiwa]

Reminds me of the days of my childhood....before they invented computers.

I think I had those same frames when I wore glasses in grade 4.

 

[mOiOz]

Should have gone to specsavers

Then the dry cleaner!

 

[Wandiwa]

Then the dry cleaner!

I'm thinking more the local drive thru carwash (as a pedestrian).

 

[magpie1]

I think I had those same frames when I wore glasses in grade 4.

I was thinking more of coming home after playing in mud with my mates in Melbourne's winter....straight to the bath....yes Mum.

 

[havingadoggyday]

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Looks like he's been to specsavers.

 

[SirExton]

I was walking home on a footpath, from having a few ales with friends in Clancey's Taver in Fremantle Western Australia. There had been a deluge of rain half an hour before, I started to walk home and pass a huge puddle on the road, up to the top of the curb. Yes you guesed it? A car would have seen the lake of water on my side of the road an came hurtling through it! This caused a huge wave to form and drown me from head to foot stood on the footpath, having had a full imerssion baptism in someones humour, with them tooting their car horn as I was doubled up laughing, with them disapearing into their jovial distance!

When I got home my wife at the time said "Are you that drunk you cannot keep upright and fell into the roadside ditch?" I would not mind, but I only had 4 pints of Guinness. A quarter pound of beef stake in every glass!

Keep up the great work all at SDC. Sending love to all from Perth Western Australia. Paradise!

 

[Veggiepatch]

I can't see the cow in the first picture....

 

[Wandiwa]

I can't see the cow in the first picture....

Cant do a cow, but I can do an elephant ....

 

[magpie1]

Cant do a cow, but I can do an elephant ....
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Yep....that worked !!

 

[SirExton]

Cant do a cow, but I can do an elephant ....
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What is the first thing U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? I don't know, what do U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? Answer; Plenty of room!

 

[magpie1]

What is the first thing U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? I don't know, what do U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? Answer; Plenty of room!

SHIT YEAH, PHIL.

 

[Ivory]

As a child I spent every spare second I could find playing in the dams, or the creek. The dams and the creek all definitely off limits. I fell in every time and got into trouble every time, unless I came home with enough yabbies for dinner, then I was fine

 

[mOiOz]

Yep....that worked !!

No shit!

 

[Wandiwa]

What is the first thing U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? I don't know, what do U give an Elephant with diarrhoea? Answer; Plenty of room!

Whats the first thing that comes out of an elephants penis when it has sex?
The wrinkles.

 

[magpie1]

No shit!

Oh yes there was.......and plenty of it too.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Cant do a cow, but I can do an elephant ....
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Doing an elephant?

That's kinky....