Skipton

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Autocorrect!

My teacher told me not to worry
about spelling too much,
because in the future there
will be autocorrect. And for that,
I am eternally grapefruit!
 
When the time comes that the creator of auto correct passes. I hope the Epitaph reads something like

"Hear lies the creature of all tow correctly, may Hershe rust in pace.
 
When the time comes that the creator of auto correct passes. I hope the Epitaph reads something like

"Hear lies the creature of all tow correctly, may Hershe rust in pace.
rust in pace.???? or is that rust in space?
 
rust in pace.???? or is that rust in space?
To say it without a mockery of "Autocorrect" which is the context of my joke.

It would say,

"Here lays the creator of auto correct, may he or she rest in peace"...

it hasn't got the humour of what I first wrote, and it doesn't at all convey my ongoing annoyance with auto correct, however when said this way, I agree, it is far more readable. I hope that this assist to explain what I wrote and why, Cheers.
 
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Autocorrect should be called Autocorrupt.
 
The trouble with Autocorrect is usually it corrects to American and in most cases wrong
My Ortokorect works fine, set it too Ortomatik and let it do its magik.
 
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