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At Your Service
Farmer Isaac's favourite rooster dies. He needs to buy a new one, so
he goes to Farmer Joseph, a breeder, where he explains his situation.
"I need the best rooster you have, he must get easily aroused and have a lot of stamina".
Farmer Joseph offers him his most expensive, strong, healthy bird for a huge sum, but also guarantees it has the best libido.
As soon as Farmer Isaac gets home, the rooster is immediately at work, servicing all the farmer’s 150 hens.
Farmer Isaac is very impressed,
Later in the day, at lunchtime, the rooster services every one of them again.
On the next day, the rooster has also mated with all the ducks on the farm, before the farmer has even woken up. Then, the rooster immediately goes on to mating with all the geese too.
Sadly, later the farmer finds his rooster lying on the ground, half dead, with vultures already circling overhead.
“You deserve that, you horny bastard!”, the farmer yells, "Wait till I tell Joseph - I want my money back you useless bird!
The rooster opens one eye, points to the vultures and whispers, “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”
