[Vinylted]

At the Pharmacy​

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.


The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

Sarah then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!

Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked a the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.


The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

Sarah then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!

Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked a the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Oh, @Vinylted ! This made me laugh SO hard That last line got me!

 

[Dennis]

A real oldie but good for people who haven't heard it before

 

[Senor]

A good one. It maybe an oldie but I have not heard it before. Made me laugh. Some of these jokes are great to start the morning with.