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AT HEAVEN'S GATE​

AT HEAVEN’S GATE

Old Rabbi Weissman dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate.
Ahead of him is a young man, fashionably dressed, in dark sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket and jeans.

God turns to the young man and asks: “Who Are You?”
Young Man: “I am Thrissur-Guruvayur, Express Bus driver.''
God: “Take this Gold Robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

God to Rabbi: “Who Are You?”
Rabbi: “I am Rabbi Yosef Weissman.”
God: “Take this Silver Robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.''

Rabbi: ”God, how come that foul mouthed, brash driver gets a Gold Robe
and I, who spent my life honouring you and teaching my people, get a Silver Robe?”
God: “Results, my son, results. While you prayed and taught, the people slept. When he drove, people really prayed.”