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Astrology Based​

Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well.
Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. .
Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and
I’m afraid I have some bad news.
Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense.
I believe in homeopathic medicine,
faith-based approaches and healing crystals.
All my life, they have never failed me.
Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?”
Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way.
No need to raise your temper.
Why don’t we try an astrology-based approach?
Karen: At last, a sensible approach.
Doctor: So, what’s your star sign?
Karen: it’s cancer.
Doctor: Well, isn't that a coincidence!!