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Australia's oldest woman turned 114 today.
When asked the secret of her longevity,
she attributed it to taking a walk at midnight every night.
When quizzed on whether she was concerned about
the increase in muggings in recent years,
she said that she wasn't, and would continue
mugging people as long as her health holds out.
 
Hahahaha this is a good one :ROFLMAO:
 
Good one today,

Dennis R's Morning Pun Have any of our members had a Honeymoon salad. Lettuce alone.
 
Great for my newsletter in a lifestyle village
 
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Good one today,

Dennis R's Morning Pun Have any of our members had a Honeymoon salad. Lettuce alone.
I have heard of that one years ago.
 
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Australia's oldest woman turned 114 today.
When asked the secret of her longevity,
she attributed it to taking a walk at midnight every night.
When quizzed on whether she was concerned about
the increase in muggings in recent years,
she said that she wasn't, and would continue
mugging people as long as her health holds out.
Lol, so she's the mugger on our street! I better keep away from old ladies on are street at night! Hahaha.
 
Good one today,

Dennis R's Morning Pun Have any of our members had a Honeymoon salad. Lettuce alone.
I thought a honeymoon meal might be a honey roll over and lettuce on top.
 
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Lol, so she's the mugger on our street! I better keep away from old ladies on are street at night! Hahaha.
It may be wise to keep away from the young women on the street as well.
 
Is she really a witch hitting everyone with her broomstick and then flies away
 

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