Are you on the naughty list? Former MasterChef judge Matt Preston lists the WORST things you could do at a restaurant.

Food critic and former MasterChef judge, Matt Preston, has compiled a list of the most terrible behaviours he’s witnessed from patrons in restaurants.

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Collated by Delicious, here are the 23 examples you should aim to never follow.

1. Refrain from clicking your fingers or whistling at the waiter. Need I say more? Sure, you’ll probably get their attention immediately but you’ll be just as angry if someone tried to call you over the same way, right?

2. Don’t abandon your booking. If you can’t make it, cancel it. Think of it this way— if you’re planning a trip with your friends, what would you do if something came up and you had to change plans? You’d inform them about it. Besides, cancelling on short notice (or with no notice at all) will only result in more restaurants switching to charging a non-refundable upfront fee when booking.

3. Don’t ask for split bills. If maths isn’t your strongest suit, every smartphone nowadays has calculators for our convenience. If it matters that much, you can always do it yourself at the end of the meal and sort it out between the group.

4. Don’t argue about customising the dishes. Most restaurants try their best to accommodate every special request but there’s only so much a couple of chefs running a small kitchen could take to be able to handle a crazy service with unsuspecting dishes. Therefore, there may be times when making an entirely new version of a menu item isn’t feasible.

5. Don’t blow your nose on your napkin! This is surprisingly more common than you might hope in a civilised society.

6. Don’t have a shouting match in a romantic restaurant. It disturbs the ambience and we need to be considerate of the other customers trying to make the best out of their dining experience. Save the squawking for when you’re both in a private space.

7. Don’t book for six, without letting the place know in advance, and only turn up with half of the group. Most restaurants would be relieved if you warn them in advance that the numbers have changed so they can adjust immediately and use it to maximise their efficiency.

8. Don’t claim you have allergies when you don’t. Allergies can be life-threatening and the staff will go through great lengths to make sure you won’t go into an anaphylactic shock.

9. Don’t do a runner. Obviously, that’s theft and it’s illegal. But also remember that in some cases, it won’t be the head office that will be covering your bill— rather the person serving you.

10. If for any reason you bleed, take the blood-stained tissues home with you to get rid of. Don’t leave them on the table for someone else to pick up.

11. Don’t order the under-10’s kids meals… if the kids dining with you are wearing their high school uniforms…

12. Don't finish half the plate and then complain that it’s not cooked to your liking, it’s cold, or it’s disgusting.

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13. If you had a bad day and you’re feeling extra frustrated, don’t take it out on the poor person trying to serve you to the best of their ability.

14. When dining in a big group, don’t ‘offer’ to split the bill— telling everyone the total with service and then nastily using these service contributions to pay for your share.
Side note: If you see the floor staff flicking their collars as you leave, it indicates they’ve been short changed!

15. Don’t dry your hand on the waiter’s apron…that’s just gross!

16. Clean up after your kids. We know kids can be a handful sometimes! But if all hell breaks loose and there’s food flying across the room, at least try to make a show of reducing the chaos before leaving. If that’s not possible, tip heftily and apologise profusely.

17. If you got carried away with the drinks and are cut off, it’s time to pack up and bounce. Don’t even think about or attempt to throw your glass at the staff member who cuts you off.

18. Please take your baby’s soiled nappies with you to dispose of yourself. Don’t leave them in the toilets or under the table even if they are in a bag.

19. Don’t crowd or block toilets… Just don’t…

20. If local rules require you to, don’t refuse to wear a face mask. For the love of god, don’t argue with anyone for wearing a mask too.

21. Don’t turn up claiming you booked a table when you don’t have a booking.

22. If you go to a no-bookings restaurant and you’re made to wait for half an hour for a table, don’t start screaming at the staff after waiting 15 minutes.

23. Don’t bully the waiter. Yes, they are there to serve you but these people are trying to make a living and they are NOT your personal slaves.

Let’s just face it, the customer isn’t always right. If you’re guilty of being on the list, it’s never too late to learn from your mistakes! Try to make an effort to treat everyone around you with respect simply because it’s the right thing to do.

Get to know the legend, Matt Preston, by watching the video below:



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Agree with all except number 3. Restaurants all over the world are happy to split bills - except in Australia. Split billing is just as easy for the restaurant as it is for the diners. Yes, it might take a a minute or two longer at the till, but it is a service industry that is refusing to provide a perfectly reasonable aspect of service. If you are in a large group and you want to split the bill, you should be able to tell the wait-staff when they take your order and the wait-staff can prepare individual dockets for each diner or dining couple. It's not that hard. (I used to be a waitress).
 
We as a multicultural society sure have a lot of people with very poor manners and lacking in personal skills but it did surprise me that people do some of those things. Have to agree with others the bill splitting is a service and we do expect it as we may be dining with work colleagues we hardly know. Just because we sit together to dine does not mean one pays for all.
 
Agree with all except number 3. Restaurants all over the world are happy to split bills - except in Australia. Split billing is just as easy for the restaurant as it is for the diners. Yes, it might take a a minute or two longer at the till, but it is a service industry that is refusing to provide a perfectly reasonable aspect of service. If you are in a large group and you want to split the bill, you should be able to tell the wait-staff when they take your order and the wait-staff can prepare individual dockets for each diner or dining couple. It's not that hard. (I used to be a waitress).
The Sandringham hotel REFUSES to allow split bills! I am still owed money by others bcz I ended up paying all due this nasty "policy" and the other "forgot" to pay me for their more costly drinks and meal. I'm a disability pensioner and cannot afford to be ripped off by rude, unfair others who use the Sandringham Hotel's nasty No Split Bills policy.
It's a PUB, not a restaurant!
The service is slack and sloppy, and meals OK, but they have no idea how to prepare Calamari - take the membrane off before it is cooked.
 
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The Sandringham hotel REFUSES to allow split bills! I am still owed money by others bcz I ended up paying all due this nasty "policy" and the other "forgot" to pay me for their more costly drinks and meal. I'm a disability pensioner and cannot afford to be ripped off by rude, unfair others who use the Sandringham Hotel's nasty No Split Bills policy.
It's a PUB, not a restaurant!
The service is slack and sloppy, and meals OK, but they have no idea how to prepare Calamari - take the membrane off before it is cooked.
I know what you mean - we've been burned a number of times by people ordering expensive cocktails and spirits, then insisting on splitting the bill evenly, which means the non-drinkers are subsiding other peoples' expensive habit. Recently we went to dinner in a group to a popular seafood restaurant. The prices of the main courses averaged $25-35. The half-lobster dish was $60. One of our group proclaimed she was having a whole lobster, i.e. two main courses at $120 worth. Someone else in the group told me on the quiet, "She always does that". I thought, "No way am I subsiding that", so when the waitress came around, I asked if they did separate billing and she said that they did - which was quite a pleasant surprise. Needless to say, we got a separate bill.
 
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It's such a long time since I went to a restaurant that it's hard to remember the etiquette! However, the list of do's and don'ts left me gob smacked. Do people actually behave like this? Is that how they behave at home? If not, why not. I was brought up to act no differently when I was out than when I was at home, and if you don't have the money to pay for something you can't have it, simple.
 
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I haven't eaten out at a restaurant since a friend who had previously worked as a waitress told me what a chef did do a piece of steak where she had worked that was sent back as it was under cooked and not to the customers liking, Am still reeling from that revelation as I am one of those who like their steak DEAD without a hint of pink in it and would have send it back.
 
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I think Matt Preston needs to get a life..in all my years of eating out, at least once a week, I've never seen anyone doing any of those things...🤬
What they charge for their meals should cover anything if it actually happened anyway...!!
 
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I haven't eaten out at a restaurant since a friend who had previously worked as a waitress told me what a chef did do a piece of steak where she had worked that was sent back as it was under cooked and not to the customers liking, Am still reeling from that revelation as I am one of those who like their steak DEAD without a hint of pink in it and would have send it back.
When I was young, I waitressed part-time while at university. It was common for chefs to mutter "Peasant" about anyone who ordered their steak well done. One time, a patron requested his steak "well done" and proceeded to emphasise that not only did he want it well done, he wanted it burnt black on the outside. I relayed that to the chef who said, "Ask him if he wants it cremated and the last rites said over it". Being young and naive, I wasn't sure if he meant it so I asked him three times, "Do you really want me to say that to a customer?" He said yes, so I did. The patron thought it was hilarious. I went back into the kitchen and told the chef that the customer thought it very funny. He went pale and said, "You didn't really say that to him, did you?" I said, "Yes, I did ask you three times and I took you at your word". Seeing as the chef was a real pig to the staff, I had no regrets!
 
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I think Matt Preston needs to get a life..in all my years of eating out, at least once a week, I've never seen anyone doing any of those things...🤬
What they charge for their meals should cover anything if it actually happened anyway...!!
You'd be amazed at the shenanigans customers get up to in order to avoid paying for a meal. I've had people bring in a dead rat (or similar) and put it under the table, only to "discover" it after they'd eaten, and I knew damn well it was not there prior to seating them at the table. That's one of the reasons restaurant food is so pricey - you are subsidising the dishonest scum who get out of paying for their meal.
 
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It's such a long time since I went to a restaurant that it's hard to remember the etiquette! However, the list of do's and don'ts left me gob smacked. Do people actually behave like this? Is that how they behave at home? If not, why not. I was brought up to act no differently when I was out than when I was at home, and if you don't have the money to pay for something you can't have it, simple.
I too was gob smacked by some of the rules. People are just rude sometimes
 
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I haven't eaten out at a restaurant since a friend who had previously worked as a waitress told me what a chef did do a piece of steak where she had worked that was sent back as it was under cooked and not to the customers liking, Am still reeling from that revelation as I am one of those who like their steak DEAD without a hint of pink in it and would have send it back.
um, what did the chef do??
 
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Are you on the naughty list? Former MasterChef judge Matt Preston lists the WORST things you could do at a restaurant.

Food critic and former MasterChef judge, Matt Preston, has compiled a list of the most terrible behaviours he’s witnessed from patrons in restaurants.

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Image Credit: Mypos.eu

Collated by Delicious, here are the 23 examples you should aim to never follow.

1. Refrain from clicking your fingers or whistling at the waiter. Need I say more? Sure, you’ll probably get their attention immediately but you’ll be just as angry if someone tried to call you over the same way, right?

2. Don’t abandon your booking. If you can’t make it, cancel it. Think of it this way— if you’re planning a trip with your friends, what would you do if something came up and you had to change plans? You’d inform them about it. Besides, cancelling on short notice (or with no notice at all) will only result in more restaurants switching to charging a non-refundable upfront fee when booking.

3. Don’t ask for split bills. If maths isn’t your strongest suit, every smartphone nowadays has calculators for our convenience. If it matters that much, you can always do it yourself at the end of the meal and sort it out between the group.

4. Don’t argue about customising the dishes. Most restaurants try their best to accommodate every special request but there’s only so much a couple of chefs running a small kitchen could take to be able to handle a crazy service with unsuspecting dishes. Therefore, there may be times when making an entirely new version of a menu item isn’t feasible.

5. Don’t blow your nose on your napkin! This is surprisingly more common than you might hope in a civilised society.

6. Don’t have a shouting match in a romantic restaurant. It disturbs the ambience and we need to be considerate of the other customers trying to make the best out of their dining experience. Save the squawking for when you’re both in a private space.

7. Don’t book for six, without letting the place know in advance, and only turn up with half of the group. Most restaurants would be relieved if you warn them in advance that the numbers have changed so they can adjust immediately and use it to maximise their efficiency.

8. Don’t claim you have allergies when you don’t. Allergies can be life-threatening and the staff will go through great lengths to make sure you won’t go into an anaphylactic shock.

9. Don’t do a runner. Obviously, that’s theft and it’s illegal. But also remember that in some cases, it won’t be the head office that will be covering your bill— rather the person serving you.

10. If for any reason you bleed, take the blood-stained tissues home with you to get rid of. Don’t leave them on the table for someone else to pick up.

11. Don’t order the under-10’s kids meals… if the kids dining with you are wearing their high school uniforms…

12. Don't finish half the plate and then complain that it’s not cooked to your liking, it’s cold, or it’s disgusting.


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13. If you had a bad day and you’re feeling extra frustrated, don’t take it out on the poor person trying to serve you to the best of their ability.

14. When dining in a big group, don’t ‘offer’ to split the bill— telling everyone the total with service and then nastily using these service contributions to pay for your share.
Side note: If you see the floor staff flicking their collars as you leave, it indicates they’ve been short changed!

15. Don’t dry your hand on the waiter’s apron…that’s just gross!


16. Clean up after your kids. We know kids can be a handful sometimes! But if all hell breaks loose and there’s food flying across the room, at least try to make a show of reducing the chaos before leaving. If that’s not possible, tip heftily and apologise profusely.

17. If you got carried away with the drinks and are cut off, it’s time to pack up and bounce. Don’t even think about or attempt to throw your glass at the staff member who cuts you off.

18. Please take your baby’s soiled nappies with you to dispose of yourself. Don’t leave them in the toilets or under the table even if they are in a bag.

19. Don’t crowd or block toilets… Just don’t…

20. If local rules require you to, don’t refuse to wear a face mask. For the love of god, don’t argue with anyone for wearing a mask too.

21. Don’t turn up claiming you booked a table when you don’t have a booking.

22. If you go to a no-bookings restaurant and you’re made to wait for half an hour for a table, don’t start screaming at the staff after waiting 15 minutes.

23. Don’t bully the waiter. Yes, they are there to serve you but these people are trying to make a living and they are NOT your personal slaves.

Let’s just face it, the customer isn’t always right. If you’re guilty of being on the list, it’s never too late to learn from your mistakes! Try to make an effort to treat everyone around you with respect simply because it’s the right thing to do.

Get to know the legend, Matt Preston, by watching the video below:




Credit: BFM 89.9

I can't believe that simple etiquette has slipped so far. Some of the foul things people are doing. Beggars belief. Better to stick to the old maxim. do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
 
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