Are You Guilty of These Infuriating Supermarket Habits That Everyone Hates? Find Out Now!

Supermarkets are a modern marvel, offering a cornucopia of goods that cater to every taste and need. They're a place where convenience meets necessity, and for many Australians, especially those of us in our golden years, they provide an essential service that we rely on weekly, if not daily. However, as much as we appreciate the aisles stocked with fresh produce and the shelves brimming with pantry staples, there's a less savory aspect to our shopping experience: the frustrating habits of fellow shoppers.

Now, we're not here to point fingers – after all, we've all had our off days. But it's worth taking a moment to reflect on supermarket etiquette and consider whether we might inadvertently be the cause of someone else's shopping woes. So, let's delve into the most annoying things shoppers do at the supermarket, and see if we can't all make our next grocery run a bit more pleasant for everyone involved.


The avocado groper

Ah, the quest for the perfect avocado – it's a noble pursuit, but one that should be conducted with consideration. It's understandable to want to find that ripe but not too ripe gem, but handling every single avocado in the pile is a surefire way to spread germs and bruise the fruit for the next person. Remember, a gentle squeeze at the top should suffice, and if you must check multiple avocados, do so with care and hygiene in mind.


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Shoppers may encounter different customers in supermarkets in their weekly trips. Image Credit: Pexels/Cottonbro Studio


The sniff it and see

While we're on the topic of produce, let's talk about the 'sniff it and see' shopper. This is the person who believes their nose is the ultimate judge of freshness, often at the expense of leaving their germs on the food. It's important to remember that our sense of smell can be deceiving, and it's not the most hygienic way to assess quality. Instead, look for visual cues or ask the staff for advice on the freshest picks.


The 'Don't mind if I do'

Sampling a grape might seem harmless, but when it becomes a full-blown snack session with open packets of chips or drinks, it's a different story. Supermarkets are not all-you-can-eat buffets, and consuming products before purchase is not only impolite, it's technically theft. If you're feeling peckish, many supermarkets offer free samples or have cafes where you can purchase a small snack to tide you over.

The bag raider

Grapes come in pre-weighed bags for a reason – convenience and to reduce waste. Picking through bags to take only what you want leaves behind a mess and can lead to food waste. If you only need a small amount, look for loose grapes or ask a staff member if they can accommodate your needs.

The aisle antichrist

Navigating the aisles should be a smooth experience, but some shoppers seem to have a knack for blocking the way with their trolley or unpredictable movements. Always be aware of your surroundings and make room for others to pass. If you need to leave your trolley to grab an item, park it to the side, not in the middle of the aisle.


The bread squeezer

Bread is a staple in most households, but that doesn't mean every loaf needs a thorough examination by way of squeezing. Check the best-before date and choose your loaf without compressing it into a pancake. The next person will thank you for leaving the bread in its intended shape.

The deli counter demagogue

Patience is a virtue, especially at the deli counter. Wait your turn, know what you want before you reach the front of the line, and refrain from asking for endless samples. The deli staff are there to help, but they also have other customers to serve.

The 'This will do'-er

Changing your mind is fine, but abandoning perishable items in non-refrigerated aisles is not. If you decide against a product, please return it to its proper place or hand it to a staff member. Leaving perishables out can lead to food spoilage and unnecessary waste.


The checkout chump

Finally, the checkout is where efficiency is key. If you've forgotten an item, it's better to complete your purchase and then go back for the forgotten item rather than hold up the line. And please, have your payment method ready to keep the queue moving smoothly.
Key Takeaways

  • Supermarket etiquette is often neglected by shoppers, leading to frustration amongst others trying to peacefully shop.
  • Engaging in acts like squeezing every avocado, leaving grape bags half-empty, or snacking on products before purchase are considered annoying behaviour.
  • Shoppers are discouraged from leaving perishable items like chicken in inappropriate places, as it is wasteful and inconsiderate.
  • At the checkout, customers who forget an item and leave the line to retrieve it while others wait contribute to a poor shopping experience for many.
So, dear readers, let's all do our part to make the supermarket a more enjoyable place for everyone. After all, shopping should be a pleasure, not a chore. Have you encountered any of these behaviors on your grocery trips, or perhaps have a pet peeve of your own to share? Let us know in the comments below – we'd love to hear your supermarket stories and tips for a harmonious shopping experience!
 
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Another thing is leaving your trolley in the middle of the aisle (literally) while looking for a product.
Standing in the middle of aisle talking to somebody in such a way that you are blocking the aisle or "parking" directly opposite each other. There is not many 3 trolley width aisles in Supermarkets.
 
Another thing is leaving your trolley in the middle of the aisle (literally) while looking for a product.
Standing in the middle of aisle talking to somebody in such a way that you are blocking the aisle or "parking" directly opposite each other. There is not many 3 trolley width aisles in Supermarkets.
I used to hate that I’m glad I shop online now.😠
 
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Another thing is leaving your trolley in the middle of the aisle (literally) while looking for a product.
Standing in the middle of aisle talking to somebody in such a way that you are blocking the aisle or "parking" directly opposite each other. There is not many 3 trolley width aisles in Supermarkets.
agree and leaving it angled across the entry into an aisle - grr.
 
Being the shopper who acts without asking and shops to shop and nothing more, here is my take on these habits.

The avocado groper

This doesn't concern me as I have never bought an avocado in my life!

The sniff it and see

I don't know anybody who can see with their nose. Anyway, I've had the rare occasion to pick up a less than fresh packet of chicken pieces and give it a sniff.

The 'Don't mind if I do'

We have all seen empty containers, usually drinks, sitting in a display of pasta or some totally unrelated product.

The bag raider

Does not apply as I haven't bought grapes for 25 years or so.

The aisle antichrist

I just gently nudge the trolley towards the shelves. If something gets knocked on the floor, it's THEIR problem. And when two or more lane blockers are yapping away, then force is used to move the offending trolleys.

The bread squeezer

Ahh!! This one I can relate to! But other customers weren't to blame - but a manned checkout operator was. I intended to purchase a loaf of bread (along with other items), but the bread was squeezed beyond recognition. When I requested the operator to get a new loaf, she flatly refused when asked several times. Not a good idea. Without hesitation, I launched into a diatribe of verbal abuse that would make a wharfie blush. Unbeknown to me, there were two police officers in the store who overheard the commotion. I wasn't arrested but given a six month ban from stepping inside that particular Woolworths store. The lesson learned? Never get served at a checkout with a teenage female Muslim operator.

The deli counter demagogue

Don't you love it when you hear your "Number 74" called out and some entitled bushpig leans past you and gets served. Refer to "The bread squeezer" above, without the ban.

The 'This will do'-er

I'm quilty of this on one or two occasions but with non perishables.

The checkout chump

Another gripe of mine. A 30 something male with a packet of Huggies asked to go in front of me at manned checkout. Fair enough but there was one problem. A simple one item transaction turned into an almost 10 minute ordeal. During this time, I told this fella "I would like to get home for Christmas". He tried no less than eight key cards before he found one that worked. This incident happened in late November last year.
 
Another thing is leaving your trolley in the middle of the aisle (literally) while looking for a product.
Standing in the middle of aisle talking to somebody in such a way that you are blocking the aisle or "parking" directly opposite each other. There is not many 3 trolley width aisles in Supermarkets.
That’s my main gripe Standing for ages talking in the aisle so you can’t reach what you want on the shelf or even just walk down the aisle
 
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agree and leaving it angled across the entry into an aisle - grr.
A few years ago I was in the supermarket with a friend of mine and came across angle parking in an isle. We saw a person at the opposite end of the isle, so friend quietly took the trolley and went to the "personal goods" isle and proceeded to fill the trolley with baby stuff, sanitary pads shampoo, deodorants and toilet fresheners. It was the deep trolley and was almost overflowing when he finished.
Admittedly a poor staffer would have had to put it all back in stock, but, it was fun at the time. I have seen some pissed off shoppers take a trolley and park it seven isles away.
 
Being the shopper who acts without asking and shops to shop and nothing more, here is my take on these habits.

The avocado groper

This doesn't concern me as I have never bought an avocado in my life!

The sniff it and see

I don't know anybody who can see with their nose. Anyway, I've had the rare occasion to pick up a less than fresh packet of chicken pieces and give it a sniff.

The 'Don't mind if I do'

We have all seen empty containers, usually drinks, sitting in a display of pasta or some totally unrelated product.

The bag raider

Does not apply as I haven't bought grapes for 25 years or so.

The aisle antichrist

I just gently nudge the trolley towards the shelves. If something gets knocked on the floor, it's THEIR problem. And when two or more lane blockers are yapping away, then force is used to move the offending trolleys.

The bread squeezer

Ahh!! This one I can relate to! But other customers weren't to blame - but a manned checkout operator was. I intended to purchase a loaf of bread (along with other items), but the bread was squeezed beyond recognition. When I requested the operator to get a new loaf, she flatly refused when asked several times. Not a good idea. Without hesitation, I launched into a diatribe of verbal abuse that would make a wharfie blush. Unbeknown to me, there were two police officers in the store who overheard the commotion. I wasn't arrested but given a six month ban from stepping inside that particular Woolworths store. The lesson learned? Never get served at a checkout with a teenage female Muslim operator.

The deli counter demagogue

Don't you love it when you hear your "Number 74" called out and some entitled bushpig leans past you and gets served. Refer to "The bread squeezer" above, without the ban.

The 'This will do'-er

I'm quilty of this on one or two occasions but with non perishables.

The checkout chump

Another gripe of mine. A 30 something male with a packet of Huggies asked to go in front of me at manned checkout. Fair enough but there was one problem. A simple one item transaction turned into an almost 10 minute ordeal. During this time, I told this fella "I would like to get home for Christmas". He tried no less than eight key cards before he found one that worked. This incident happened in late November last year.
I think I would have let loose on a check out chick if they squashed my bread. I would have refused to pay for it at the very least, demanding a supervisor attend if necessary.
 
I think I would have let loose on a check out chick if they squashed my bread. I would have refused to pay for it at the very least, demanding a supervisor attend if necessary.
The other items, including perishables that I intended to purchase were left at the checkout and not paid for. Woolworths problem - not mine.
 

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