[EllieN]

These are brilliant thanks ivory

I to agree. What a great start for the day.they just made me laugh. Thanks for that and to all contributers.

 

[Observer]

I’ve actually been there. It was the middle of the Simpson Desert after 5 years with no rain.

On a horse with no name?

 

[mOiOz]

You believe the 'L' in the word 'Australia' is optional.

The L should be replaced with a Y

...and the 'AU' should be replaced by 'O'!

 

[mOiOz]

Men who make salads for a barbeque are just tossers....

and green..!

 

[Ivory]

You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.

Bloody branding iron !!! I so remember!!! LMAO

I remember the burns on the back of the legs from the vinyl seat, in a vehicle that had been in the sun all day. That was no laughing matter.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I remember the burns on the back of the legs from the vinyl seat, in a vehicle that had been in the sun all day. That was no laughing matter.

Or doing a fire dance across the sand on a 35 degree plus day to get to the surf!

 

[mOiOz]

Or doing a fire dance across the sand on a 35 degree plus day to get to the surf!

"Live Dancing"

 

[Reet]

Very good Ivory!

 

[magpie1]

"Live Dancing"

Hot Footin' to the waters edge.....

 

[Viellarde]

I've been to plenty middle of woop woops not sure where tho

The night I landed in Essendon Airport I learnt that Frankston qualified as woop woops. Landed dead on curfew hour. So, goodnight we're closing up.

 

[Viellarde]

The night I landed in Essendon Airport I learnt that Frankston qualified as woop woops. Landed dead on curfew hour. So, goodnight we're closing up.

To continue. Missing picker- uppers who were told the plane would be 2hrs late. One off duty bus driver who said : 'I wouldn't drive to woop woops for a 100 quid. Good luck getting there, happy Australia Day.' As I told my little bro, Never fear, I am here.
Nothing to see but dry grass everywhere.
It ended ok.

 

[britz58]

Love and understood every one of these... we Aussies are a unique bunch of f@#$ers..