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Are We The Ones With Dementia? Really (4)

A mother calls 000 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer.....'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him into emergency right now!'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
 

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