[Marie Ann]

Another Irish Joke​

Two Irish men on a flight, as they were getting close to their destination, the pilot announced that their be a delay in landing as one engine had shut down butm not to panic as there are 3 more engines. That announcement was followed with "Im so sorry but, there will be another slight delay in landing as an another engine has shut down. One Irish passenger said to the other, (in my best Irish accent) "Oh shit Murphy, if the last 2 engines shut down, we'll be up here all fecken' night"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Hahaha! Nice one

 

[LadyD]

Very funny

 

[Gerlinde Turchin]

Very difficult to read due to poor spelling and punctuation

 

[Sheila Bailey]

Very difficult to read due to poor spelling and punctuation

Its Irish so read it with an Irish accent.

 

[Lynette Finnigan]

My husband is Scottish/Irish..... every time he does something silly... I tell him it's his Irish side's fault.

 

[KGB71]

Two Irish men on a flight, as they were getting close to their destination, the pilot announced that their be a delay in landing as one engine had shut down butm not to panic as there are 3 more engines. That announcement was followed with "Im so sorry but, there will be another slight delay in landing as an another engine has shut down. One Irish passenger said to the other, (in my best Irish accent) "Oh shit Murphy, if the last 2 engines shut down, we'll be up here all fecken' night"

Just love Irish jokes. By changing a couple of words it’s a blond joke too.

 

[Vin]

Good one haha

 

[Thecheesequeen]

That’s so racist! My Irish friends get so offended at this type of joke.

 

[Vin]

I have an Irish joke. How can you tell an Irishman’s used your computer. There’s liquid paper all over the screen.

 

[Joyem]

My husband will like tihis joke as he is half Irish and his surname is Murphy!

 

[Vinylted]

Almost any racist joke can be re-written to offend some other group, I make a practice of it sometimes depending on who is listening...

 

[Carwill]

Two Irish men on a flight, as they were getting close to their destination, the pilot announced that their be a delay in landing as one engine had shut down butm not to panic as there are 3 more engines. That announcement was followed with "Im so sorry but, there will be another slight delay in landing as an another engine has shut down. One Irish passenger said to the other, (in my best Irish accent) "Oh shit Murphy, if the last 2 engines shut down, we'll be up here all fecken' night"

That’s the Irish alright

 

[fordrickarbo]

Spellcheck needed in this forum x

 

[Buffy]

Hilarious

 

[Grannie Sam]

I remember being part of a group of campers nearly 50 years ago who did a skit with a very similar script although we had longer delays due to having only one engine left!!

 

[Greggo]

Very difficult to read due to poor spelling and punctuation

What is wrong???

 

[Cezba]

That’s so racist! My Irish friends get so offended at this type of joke.

Irish aren’t a race so it’s not racist. Ask yourself why you want to spoil a good joke but be honest in your response.

 

[Marie Ann]

Irish aren’t a race so it’s not racist. Ask yourself why you want to spoil a good joke but be honest in your response.

That’s so racist! My Irish friends get so offended at this type of joke.

It's a joke, not some sort of racist rant. I'm Australian and just as amused by Aus jokes. My friend is blonde and loves blonde jokes. We don't repeat them to be offensive

 

[Marie Ann]

Very difficult to read due to poor spelling and punctuation

I noticed a typo, a slip of the finger when i typed "but" also, i used the incorrect spelling of "there". If that's all that's, stopping you from being able to read my thread then, maybe it's your reading ability.