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And That's How The Fight Started
Saturday morning Alan got up early, quietly dressed, made his lunch,
and slipped quietly into the garage. He hooked up the boat up to
the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
He cuddled up to his wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."
His loving wife of 5 years replied,
"And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
