[Skipton]

And Still More!​

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line

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What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.

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I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.



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I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine.


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I decided to stop walking under billboards after one collapsed on top of me.
I took it as a sign from above.

 

[Littleboy8]

And Still More!​

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line

**

What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.

**

I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.



**

I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine.


**

I decided to stop walking under billboards after one collapsed on top of me.
I took it as a sign from above.

Keep them coming buddie.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

Yes!!! I absolutely love these jokes!!! Thank you so much, puts a smile on my face for the day. Love the Billboard one the best!

 

[Dennis]

Good ones.

Dennis R's Morning Puns. Jonny I think your dog likes me, he' been looking at me all night. Thats because you are eating out of his bowl.

 

[peterb6a]

One of the three sisters at Katoomba was discovered missing. After a big search, she was found 2 days later at a Rock concert.

 

[SM17453]

Fan bloody tastic.

 

[Catherines]

Will you give out the name of your Joke Book! I'm sure you won't but keep them coming as they are all good ones.

 

[Dennis]

Will you give out the name of your Joke Book! I'm sure you won't but keep them coming as they are all good ones.

Hi Catherines I had to get these 2 books from the Uk, the one I am Working on now has 1001 jokes in it in 16 different sections which I try to give a different section Each day although 5 of these sections have now been used up, the second book has 2000 jokes in it so I might put two in the morning section. Thanks for the contact it is nice to get a reply for my efforts.

 

[Jarred Santos]

'A receding hare line'... I lost it!

 

[Jarred Santos]

Hi Catherines I had to get these 2 books from the Uk, the one I am Working on now has 1001 jokes in it in 16 different sections which I try to give a different section Each day although 5 of these sections have now been used up, the second book has 2000 jokes in it so I might put two in the morning section. Thanks for the contact it is nice to get a reply for my efforts.

We appreciate you, @Dennis! The same goes to our other resident jokesters and everyone else who's thought of sharing laughs with other members

 

[Jersey Girl]

Love it. I haven't heard these before. Please keep them coming. My dad had a joke book about all the different nationalities. You could never use them nowadays, but man, they were funny.

 

[midgemills]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

 

[Reet]

And Still More!​

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line

**

What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.

**

I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.



**

I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine.


**

I decided to stop walking under billboards after one collapsed on top of me.
I took it as a sign from above.

Clever!

 

[Reet]

Hi Catherines I had to get these 2 books from the Uk, the one I am Working on now has 1001 jokes in it in 16 different sections which I try to give a different section Each day although 5 of these sections have now been used up, the second book has 2000 jokes in it so I might put two in the morning section. Thanks for the contact it is nice to get a reply for my efforts.

Just shows that us people from the UK have great sense of humour!!!

 

[mick.idgaf]

'A receding hare line'... I lost it!

what, no hare left.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

what, no hare left.

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And Still More!​

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line

**

What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.

**

I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.



**

I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine.


**

I decided to stop walking under billboards after one collapsed on top of me.
I took it as a sign from above.

I have a favourite short joke and here it is. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

 

[Jarred Santos]

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I have a favourite short joke and here it is. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

I spent some time thinking if I should reply 'Why?' when the answer hit me Good one!!

 

[Littleboy8]

I spent some time thinking if I should reply 'Why?' when the answer hit me Good one!!

Took me a while also

 

[Dennis]

I wonder if the drink made a tune as it went from bone to bone on it's way to the floor?

 

[Jarred Santos]

I wonder if the drink made a tune as it went from bone to bone on it's way to the floor?

Bone-tingling, but the good kind, I reckon