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And I Bid You All A Very Goodnight
I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants
But I haven't botany yet
Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body?
... She didn't have the heart to tell them.
I only have only one vice...
and that's to be screwed on top of my dirty workbench.
Why did the fan blow itself?
Because it was turned on!
There was a deaf mute
who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap.
Why didn't Cinderella go to the ball?
She didn't want to choke!
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.
His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies,
"I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies,
"I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."
