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An Old Post
The Washington Post once asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. I thought they were VERY funny.
1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
3. Giraffiti
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.4. Sarchasm
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.5. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
6. Hipatitis
Terminal coolness.7. Osteopornosis
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)8. Karmageddon
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.9.Decafalon (n.) The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
10. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.
11. Dopeler effect
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Caterpallor (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
Ignoranus
: A person who's both stupid and an arsehole.
