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An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.

The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.

"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"

"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
 
An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.

The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.

"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"

"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
They deserve it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
The jokes are getting older. This joke is a bit R- rated so beware A mother's children were twins a boy and a girl, and on a Friday night she would put them in the bath together to save water, this particular night after a while the little girl said to her brother can I play with that thing between your legs, the boy said no, and the girl said why not, the boy replied because you have broken yours off already. Have a good w/e all.
 
An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.

The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.

"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"

"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
Good one Fisherman2320 That will teach them a good lesson not to bully a truck drive Hahaha
 
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An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.

The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.

"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"

"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
poetic justice!
 
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An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...

When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.

The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.

"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"

"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either. He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
As an interstate trucker,, I Must have heard this one 50 times in the last 25 years...
 
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