[Cheb]

An Irish Blonde In A Casino​

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue,
yelled, "Come on, baby. Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed,
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
( and her clothes ) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, " What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY;
Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.........are men.

 

[IsaacPaul]

I can't stop laughing at the image of the Irish blonde stripping down and betting all her money on one roll of the dice. It's such a daring trick, but it paid off in the end.

 

[noahwyatt]

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[Suzanne rose]

An Irish Blonde In A Casino​

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue,
yelled, "Come on, baby. Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed,
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
( and her clothes ) and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, " What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice."
MORAL OF THE STORY;
Not all Irish are drunks.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.........are men.

 

[oncomdoga1980]

Haha, that's a classic Irish blonde casino tale! The unpredictability of the situation and the clever punchline add a delightful twist to the story. It's a reminder that appearances can be deceiving, and not everything is as it seems. Stereotypes can often lead us astray, and this Irish blonde casino story playfully highlights that fact.
Speaking of tales that challenge our perceptions, I came across an interesting article about cricket tales that might be more myth than fact. Cricket, with its rich history and lore, has its fair share of stories that may have been embellished over time."