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An Eskimo & a Kiwi
An Eskimo & a Kiwi were going for a drive in the country, when all of a sudden smoke started to come out from under the bonnet of the car. The Eskimo pulls the car over to the side of the road & they get out & start looking under the bonnet of the car. The Kiwi says to the Eskimo - I think I see the problem, you have blown a seal.
The Eskimo replies - you can't talk, you f__% sheep.