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An English lesson

The English lesson Teacher: ''Give me the opposite of this sentence, ''Children in the dark make mistakes.''
Student: ''Mistakes in the dark make children.''
Teacher: ''Get out!''
 
Adults in the light, do the right.
 
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Another oldie but good for those who have not heard it before.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a virus.
 
Another oldie but good for those who have not heard it before.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a virus.
Love your puns, I send them on to my youngest grandson.
 
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An English lesson

The English lesson Teacher: ''Give me the opposite of this sentence, ''Children in the dark make mistakes.''
Student: ''Mistakes in the dark make children.''
Teacher: ''Get out!''
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It’s an old one but a good one
 
An English lesson

The English lesson Teacher: ''Give me the opposite of this sentence, ''Children in the dark make mistakes.''
Student: ''Mistakes in the dark make children.''
Teacher: ''Get out!''
Laughter is the best Medicine......
 

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