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An Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear ?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims:
"Darn, some as*hole has my pen!"
