Oopps. Not really what you’d expect when fixing a car. Guess he had his spark lead repositioned!
 
Oopps. Not really what you’d expect when fixing a car. Guess he had his spark lead repositioned!
Clever answer
 
At least the wife had something to compare with.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Hickory dickory dock. three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, but the other two got away with minor injuries.
 
As usual, men don't listen...
I said, "GROW balls, Frank!"
 
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Years ago in Sydney we were walking past this guy who was sat on the beach with his knees bent showing everything.
 
An oldie but a goodie
 
As usual, men don't listen...
I said, "GROW balls, Frank!"
Oh, GROW balls, I thought she was arranging the baubles on his tree.
 
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Every one is entitled to a lucky day.
 
Years ago in Sydney we were walking past this guy who was sat on the beach with his knees bent showing everything.
Exhibitionist!
 
Thank you for that …..very funny joke 😂 🥂
 
Why do I never come across something like this….I’ll be on the lookout now 👀🫣🤭
Do you keep a spanner handy in order to tighten some nuts....
 

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