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Dear Deirdre,

My boyfriend's a right dick!
He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex.
I didn't believe him but after some persuasion, he talked me into it and
I let him stick his big fat cock into my tiny little ar$e h0le.
He shagged me up the bum really hard then after a while, shot his muck, deep into my bowels.
He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again
as he's still constipated. What should I do?

A.Brisbane Bonde.
 

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