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Aged Care...... The answer?

Medicare - Part G -

If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.
Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you have got rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. It' s a win/win situation. And now, because you're a prisoner, you won't have to pay income tax.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.
 
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