Age Old Question

The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag.
The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie,
Takes a deep drag and drawls,
"Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, people keep disagreeing with me. No, they don't.
 
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Age Old Question

The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag.
The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie,
Takes a deep drag and drawls,
"Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
Here is a poem I wrote when I first joined the club and which many members would have seen
 
Age Old Question

The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag.
The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie,
Takes a deep drag and drawls,
"Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
This is a poem I wrote when I first joined the club and many members would not have seen. Senior Club what a find, Surely this site best of its kind, Maddie, Jonathan and a team to see, Bringing facts of truth and tons of glee Then there are the riddles of the week, These surly give our brains a tweak What about the grandad jokes sent in by members, Many create laughter, but some are horrendous. Then we are informed of Australian history, It shows many of our nation's victories. Then there are bargains of the week, Giving us benefits of a treat. So we thank our sites full team, Bringing us daily themes. The photographs are a sight to see, Showing a skill we get for free. So keep it up and try new trends, And members make sure you invite your friends. Hope I have not bored you Dennis R.
 
Age Old Question

The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag.
The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie,
Takes a deep drag and drawls,
"Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
Sorry - I don't get it
 
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Age Old Question

The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag.
The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie,
Takes a deep drag and drawls,
"Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
Baffling indeed... 1688176324958.png
 
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I cannot describe the answer to you here on SDC - my explanation would have to be too descriptive, I’m sorry. But read it carefully and you might get it.
maybe it should explain that the egg is male
 

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