[Ivory]

After Golf Refreshment​

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?"

The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear
says softly: “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

 

[goatwhisperer]

Love it!!

 

[Reet]

Love your sense of humour Ivory!

 

[Ivory]

Love your sense of humour Ivory!

Why thank you Reet. My mother regularly said that she paid for 11 years of Catholic education so I would turn out a lady, but all she got for her investment was a drinking, smoking, foul mouthed bitch. I dont smoke, only drink occassionally and rarely swear. I do however try to hone my funny bone skills!