Well, we have to have a change to afternoon jokes, my afternoon joke book as reached the xmas section so we will be breaking into the morning section to keep you happy.

What did the porcupine say to the cactus? Are you my mother?
 
You can "Spray" that again, DLHM.
Veggie is quick.
One would hope that the 'Purple Biddy' doesn't do a 'Poppy' bending over like that.
The biddy going crook, maybe she's just a tad jealous as hers can't quite reach the "Deck". On her right hand pointing, she has 5 fingers & on her left, 4.
It always amazes me when cartoonists sketch depicting people as in this case, in 99.99% of the time, they are only shown to have 4 digits on their hands.
The two "Scrabblers" are too deeply involved in 'Thought" to take any notice.

I had a neighbour, Beverly, in her teens, boy oh boy, was she, or, was she not, "Endowed". She was very "Proud" of her "Attributes".
 
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