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ADMIN!​

Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element
known to science and have tentatively named it Administratium.
Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0,
it has, however, 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson–like particles called morons.
It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton–like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.
However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete,
when it normally would have occurred in less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately 3 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons,
vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.

Has a lot in common with political parties!!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element
known to science and have tentatively named it Administratium.
Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0,
it has, however, 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson–like particles called morons.
It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton–like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.
However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete,
when it normally would have occurred in less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately 3 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons,
vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.

Has a lot in common with political parties!!

Hahahaha! This made me laugh

 

[Diane 7]

Hi Admin its very dissaponiting when everyone sees everyday the one off cash payment $449 cash boost for pensioners you would get excited being a pensioner only to read its for South Australia Residents only everyone has left comments there must be a way in your Good Morning or Good Afternoon intro to the articles you could have also include dont be dissaponited when you read this article its for South Australian Residents only instead of after clicking on it ? I know now not to click on that article as I,m sure other members will not do not worry about clicking onto again to read , fingers crossed other states including us in Victoria will get their goverments to be included everyone in every state is struggling with the cost of living atm years ago there was a one of payment similar amount but everyone in every state recieved the one off cash bonus how does that get an explaination ?