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A visit to the Doctor.

An elderly man went for a routine check at his doctors. While getting weighed he noticed a sign on the scales advertising Viagra.

Elderly man: Doctor do you actually provide prescriptions for Viagra.

Doctor: We certainly do, would you like some?

Elderly Man: I will have to check with my wife first as we haven’t had sex for a long time.

On arriving home the elderly man tells his elderly wife about his visit, and asks her how she would feel about him trying some Viagra.

Elderly Wife: Well we can give it ago if you like.

Elderly Man: What if you don’t like it after all this time.

Elderly Wife: Hummm.

Elderly Man: Well if you don’t like it, don’t think I’m going to waste the rest!!!!
 

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