[Skipton]

A Trip To The Doctor​

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,
got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,
"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,
"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater
and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again
then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

 

[PHW]

A Trip To The Doctor​

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,
got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,
"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,
"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater
and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again
then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

An old guy goes to the chemist and asks the pharmacist, "Is there some pills that can help with sex?"
The pharmacist says, "Yes, Viagra, it's awesome, I take it myself"
The old guy asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist replies, "Well... if I took 2 or 3, probably."

 

[Dennis]

A Trip To The Doctor​

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,
got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,
"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,
"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater
and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again
then I'm going to get a tetanus Wistful thinking